Husband Store
Found this in my mail box this morning. Enjoy your weekend. 
The Husband Store.
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !
You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the Building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . .
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!”
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. this floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
P/S: Please send this blog link to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle the truth!
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kate said,
November 30, 2006 @ 8:17 am
Hi Ken,
I have read a joke like this before:
10 resons why God created Eve
10. God worried that Adam would be lost in the Garden of Eden, because he wouldn’t sure about the directions.
9. God knew that, someday, Adam would need someone to hand him the TV remote.
8. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor’s appointment.
7. God knew that, when Adam’s fig leaf wore out, he would never buy a new one for himself.
6. God knew that Adam would not remember who they have fix the appoitment with.
5. God wanted man to be fruitful and multiply. But, He knew Adam would never be able to handle labor pains and childbirth.
4. As “keeper of the garden,” Adam would need help in finding his tools.
3. Adam needed someone to blame for the Apple Incident and for anything else that was really his fault.
2. As the Bible says, “It is not good for man to be alone.”
1. And the No. 1 reason of all:
God stepped back, looked at Adam, and declared …
“I can do better than that.”
:)